things i am: enthusiastic, night vale community radio intern, goofy, pokemon master, honest, rule 63 comedian ala watchmen, straight-forward, artist, time lord, barista, world's best catdad, spectre, tO//t.he:aRk, manual tweet machine, mlg pro gamer, livestreamer, slytherclaw, annoying, pan, genderweird

things i like: who, coheed, food, comedy, podcasting, photos, people, mlp, coffee, tea, and anime
  • lilysinthefall:

    A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    get out

    (Source: asapscience, via endlesskng)

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    • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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  • stigmartyr762:



    kitties are kitties no matter what size


    That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.

    omfg that last gif

    (Source: togifs, via endlesskng)

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  • softchilton:



    ~~OPEN RP~~
    “Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly


    "Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.

    (via tessaray)

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  • shylax:

    I’m glad there’s finally a term for this type of asshole.

    re: jontron

    (Source: bedabug, via endlesskng)

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  • thatseanguyblogs:





    SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

    ahhh pizza

    i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”


    If that pizza man weren’t married he would have taken you in a manly fashion.

    (Source: kallesdemos, via onceuponarandomfandom)

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