things i am: enthusiastic, night vale community radio intern, goofy, pokemon master, honest, rule 63 comedian ala watchmen, straight-forward, artist, time lord, barista, world's best catdad, spectre, tO//t.he:aRk, manual tweet machine, mlg pro gamer, livestreamer, slytherclaw, annoying, pan, genderweird

things i like: who, coheed, food, comedy, podcasting, photos, people, mlp, coffee, tea, and anime
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  • doubleadrivel:

    weliveonfiction:

    flatbear:

    cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

    marin-fluently-sarcastic:

    counterpunches:

    Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

    i just want to hug all of them

    Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

    gordon ramsay fandom

    If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

    LONG LIVE RAMSAY

    (Source: gordonramsaygifs, via endlesskng)

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  • princestyle:

    ✖️Bow down to a goddess✖️

    i acidentally unliked this, but it’s ok cause i got to like it twice =w=

    (via yes--virginia)

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  • someonesvoiceofreason:

    thekiwicanfly:

    I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!

    I WANT THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS SHUT UP & TAKE MY MONEY, ETC;

    (Source: ninepointeight, via endlesskng)

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  • "The floor is lava!"
    Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

    (via endlesskng)

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  • kissedthystones:

    I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

    OSERIHGRD

    (via zombieknickers)

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  • every day that passes i feel more & more alienated from people! it’s super cool to always feel like you’re dumb. :D

    & when i say dumb, idk. it means a lot of different things. i’m intelligent enough, but i’m also really spacey. AND I’M A VISUAL LEARNER -WEEPS-. and like i can’t remember who it was… but someone called me autistic within the past 5 years & it’s bothered me ever since. i could be, maybe? whenever i meet people with asperger’s, I NEVER KNOW UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME. LIKE THEY SEEM COMPLETELY NORMAL TO ME. but then everyone’s like “YOU COULDN’T TELL?!”

    IT’S LIKE THE SMELL THING WITH TIM
    EVERYONE SAID HE SMELLED BAD
    BUT I NEVER SMELLED HIM?! HE NEVER SMELLED BAD TO ME?!

    so like… since i don’t notice it, i’m like paranoid-believing i might be more than just “weird” or whatever term people are currently using to describe me. what was the last one? unique. then before that everyone said eccentric. it’s a fucking nightmare the way words begin to follow me around. ANYWAY IDK WHY I’M BITCHING ON TUMBLR idk i just needed to express this & still not feel better afterward lmfao

    i just… i feel so different. every day, i feel like i’m drifting away from humanity.

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  • mangomamita:

    yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

    (via edited-kaleidoscope)

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  • also 3 huge nerds somehow got suckered into following me today B)

  • crescentcityswoon:

    Fairy princess hair 💙💜✨

    AJFJSKBDFKSL 😍💕

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